Would you like a painting of you?

Would you like a painting of you and Elvis, hanging out with Jesus?

There is no end to the possibilities of screwball bullshit you can dream up, but there is little end to the screwball bullshit I can execute for you. Whatever idea you have for an artwork commission, let me know, and we can do a consultation. Prices for original artworks start at $250.00 USD and go up, depending on the size and complexity of the work you want.

Hit me up in the form below, and I'll give you a figure for what I'd charge to make your dream picture a reality.

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